Cheesy Beefy-Kelsey

Dear Kelsey,

I know I taste really good, but I'm too good for you. You and Emily come to Taco Bell almost every weekend, and everytime you do, I dread seeing you because I just know your going to kill me. I might be mouth watering with my cheesy, beefyness but you need to go somewhere else because I am done with you. I deserve someone better than you. There is always a time where I don't want to be around you, which is all the time. I sure do hope that you turn to the chicken burrito. Oh, and I really took offense to when you called me a "cheesy beefy." Bye girl!

Sincerely,
Cheesy Double Beef Burrito